My Fucking Hilarious Parents

I should pleasure about I have doting parents despite sometime they're witty..make a fuss.. sarcastic or may be even exaggerated? Com-on, No way man!!
But I truly Love ♥ them much.
On the brighter side, they make my days. They're everything why I'm be here.They're my treasure.
Most important is..They're cute enough...

Part 1-Mom
Yesterday,I'm shower and had a concert in bathroom. Once I came out from the bathroom,my mom stood at outside and stare at me with the cool face expression.

Mom:" Bloody hell..You're so mean..Why you stand still?Do you know your tune was killing my ear?It's suffocate me like a slaughter. 

Me:" What The Hell...I'm sing nicely okay!!Don't you adore?"

Mom: " Please stop killing me.Last time when we at KTV, someone praise you have a sweet tune among your cousin and siblings in the young age."

Me:" Really?Who it is?"

Mom:" He was death..I'm guess your the only one supporter can't had any chances listened to you anymore unless you was going to meet him at heaven."

Me:" Who that?Am I know?"

Mom:" Yeah...Today his mom was pass away...See..everyone was die...lolx"

Me:" What the Fuck!!"...

 What's mean now..Everyone who was related with my supporter are death~~asshole..

Part 2-Dad

I'm took out the bathroom scale to took my latest weight, see ain't I gain any improvement.

The result show....

Me:" Horray!! Dad..Let's see...I'm lost my weight now!! 1kg!! Can you believe it?!! Still left 4 kg to go....Yeah!! And..How about you?Look at your tummy.........Are you gave birth soon?

Dad: "Let's see...Recently you back to home on midnight..How come you won't lost your weight?Keep hang out with friends..Doesn't stay at home..Not enough rest time..There's hilarious if you doesn't slim down with this kind of lifestyle..."

Me:" You cheap skate..there's not related!!!"

Never expected that he will find any excuses to fix me in trouble..sigh

The situation kinda like this:-
After They told me that....

I'm like:

And They're like:

And I'm like:

And They're like:

And I'm like:

And They're like:

And I'm like:

This is how I survive under the same roof with my both cute inmate.(Of course I did not mean to spank them) Everyday have to figure out a tactic to shut their mouth with diversity idea and excuse to harass me....But I love them Much...♥

Keep fit Plan Failed

Well...I'm slob to moving up.Bloody hell yea,I'm failed in keep fit plan~~Save me Lord!! How come...sigh...Please give me 1 more week..Find out I didn't took dinner at night certainly and it can't help too..Mouth was itchy itchy keep think on felt like nibble something before slept. Luckily., I'm smart enough.Quickly off to bed when felt like refrigerator was calling. *wink*✌

   Felt like wanna sing "K" therefore I date my "mom" Sumei - the one who ever sang in sweet tune.We spend our Friday night at Gurney Red Box. The waiter get shocked while knew that just both of us in room but how come table full of plate and bowl and we can go in and out plenty of time to get food. Such like a party in the room instead just two persons. sweat~Ok...That's why you know I'm FAILED IN KEEP FIT PLAN as well...And when we off to home, Sumei asked me why the waiter keep peeps at me and talked with me only instead her..Well, mom..sometimes...you know right?Glamarous...hahahx..I'm sure she will kill me after read this...She's the one of my blog supporter,lolx

Can you believe we clear it all?

There is some special beverages introduce by the waiter despite had a bit alcohol which is "Long island & The Lion King"

Beside this, first time I get nervous drove alone on midnight cause while we leave from Red Box there is 2 a.m. something. And Mat Rempit was around the street way.

(p/s: Mat Rempit: Penang culture bike race on road with huge gang)

 I've to drop Su Mei home before this which means after drop her, I'm had to face them all alone.To prevent they harass me,I'm wear my spec,tide up my hair, hopes the look like tomboy. Their gang was block all the way of intersection. When the traffic lights turn into green, we couldn't move at all and not even dare to move. The car in-front me be the lead head  guide us follow from back, pass by the corner I speed as fast as I can cause they look like explore and start the race anytime. I've not wish to get embraced by the gang. A second like a minute in my life..pheww...there is unforgotten experience. Girls better stay at home on midnight.

Have a good sweet dream at night, Next day, my office had a company family night dinner. Spouse are allow to brought. For those who are same as me SINGLE...just bring your liver to fill in the liquor. I'm not ate much  due to I dislike the uncle keep came over and invite me cheers with them. 

UNCLE!! FUCK OFF!!GET LOSS FROM MY WAY!! BACK TO YOUR PLANET!! ALIEN ARE NOT WELCOMED!!

I hate their eyeing ball keep stare at me like a wolf!! Even you're rich but I have no interest to you fucker!!

Don't spoil my mood. 

Felt so sorry to my pals cause continuously did not hang out with them.This week must outing with them but my liver was full of alcohol now, how about this week?There's no reason for me to say NO to my pals. NO LIQUOR NO LIFE...So death~

Oh ya~~ My keep fit plan still on...Do not give up for everything. Good day☺ 

Life Goes On

There's nothing gonna ruined my day after you gone. Cause Life goes on.

I Cheers every single day...I've diversity lifestyle ♫♪...Probably ♥ rhythm of my life..say yeah~~♥

Fix my schedule tide let me stop thinking the pass..Hang out with my girls crave some cheesy fried fillet..Hmph...no delicious as I think nor surprise too. Nevermind,we just wish to catch up only. ☺

Finish?No way, as what I say...Life Goes On~~✌ I'm meet up with my "mom's" ☛ Sumei.Seems like a long long time ago to catch up. She insist to crave for dinner at Kim Gary and I wonder about what such interesting there?I've failed to discover but in fact I'm spend extra RM15 to sign in membership with pointless. How silly am I?LMAO 

She's invited me to her boyfriend B'day dinner which is held at Overtime on last Saturday night.That's make my days cause I can have some sip of alcohol again.Heard that the starker was good to taste. Eventually I may grab the chance to try already.

Next Chapter,we switch to Sumei's boyfriend birthday party which is held at ❂verti♏e at Gurney.When I step in the scenery attracted my eye ball. There's awesome. I ♥ the environment pretty much.Is magnificent.  Plan to find a day invite my friends along try to drink at here, thumbs up. We ordered a barrel of starker but very soon was finished up by us while waiting the rest to come. Just me, Sumei, KY and Singin four of us already finish a barrel before 7p.m.. How come so fast?But we never knew we are started get higher slowly. Cause the taste of starker  was very smooth. We couldn't felt that we are drinking beer so keep booze all night ends up...walk like a dude.After the furious hour, we decide stop a while and looked for some dinner. We walk to nearby Coffe Island next to Overtime took our dinner. We joke around and a wee we back into Overtime again. Meanwhile, most of KY friends was reached. I forgot we clear up how many barrel over there but I really start joke and keep smirk all night. 

Abruptly, they suggest switch the venue celebrate at M.O.I.S on 12 a.m.something.

I found that Sumei was drunked cause she worry me and keep ask to followed her bf car yet I still opposite corner of the street. She yelled from the other site and repeated :" Susan come with us!!! Take my car go!!!" And my site, "chicken" & "tortoise" yelled back in return:" We fetch her there..Don't worry!!" but futile words, she like a retarded keep repeated the same words despite KY was holding her hand leak her into car.Hard to imagine the scene that night, we look so noob on the street and I've no idea how many pairs of eye's in car which pass by between us keep stared we did the stupid stuff.

My memory temporary lost been M.O.I.S. I'm just know I did talked with an indian after that just find out his "chicken" employee. LMAO. Why I talked with stranger?And I such friendly?lolx

And "chicken" treat me a shooter. After one sort bottoms up, I'm kinda place in heaven with no exaggerated. What I'm talked after this I've no idea but for sure, I'm talkative still even get drunk. Cause Sumei bf request "tortoise" send me home cause I insist wanna rest at home. After a road block, I went into "tortoise" car..And he told sumei I talked lot...lucky that he doesn't mean to "I talked cock". lolx. He said that I talk more than him but he less than 10 words. Am I?owh..forget about it..I'm who I am...The next day, Sumei text me a message and our conversation as below:-

Sumei : Hear that last night you talked lot in car while my friend send you home?
Susan : Really?I'm drunk...forget what I'm told man...
Sumei : He said you talked lot yet he just less than 10 words...
Susan: Really? Don't trust him...cause no proven what...
Sumei: I'll believe him cause I know you well...hahahahx
Susan: What?!! Ok then...I'm talkative still even I drunk..LMAO

Nothing what, who never gushed after drunk??I'm prettier much better compare to the rest who crying and don't wanna go home..Am I right?Felt so sorry to "tortoise" cause he just reached awhile and He's starved but we don't plan to had some supper. So he went to buy some food after drop me home. So sorry....Anyhow, KY treat him lunch on next day.

But I've a wonderful weekend on last Saturday night...Do you?

This is the face 100% awake before drunk

I ♥ this^^

Sumei...Why your car park at here?Outside please~~

Cute right?☺

Life goes on~Cheers ☺

This is the face after drunk...so death~~~

Singin ^^

Gone!!!

I never expected my first ever "3D" Kung fu  Panda ("Chicken") movie was watched at overtime

Handsome Ric in the house!!

Drunk pose 1- who was try to act cute

Drunk pose 2-and again...Owh...ok....sigh ☹

Husband & wife

Angle problem...

MOIS

Is time to say bye bye~~

Thanks for reading ~~Hope you have a nice day ^^ see yea☺

♞ Black & White -Part 1♘

As my promises on my last month. I get some of the pictures from photographer in theme Black & White at Vistana Hotel. Part 2 coming up soon... check this out...

 

 

 

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